If I were...

If I were a month, I’d be November.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.If I were a time of day, I’d be 4:00 pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a seal.
If I were a direction, I’d be South.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a bed.
If I were a liquid, I’d be coke.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a diamond.
If I were a tree, I’d be a bradford pear.
If I were a tool, I’d be a weed-eater.
If I were a flower, I’d be a tulips.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a spring warmth.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a color, I’d be pink.
If I were an emotion, I’d be joy.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a cantaloupe.
If I were a sound, I’d be children laughing.
If I were an element, I’d be plutonium.
If I were a car, I’d be a corvette.
If I were a food, I’d be pasta or maybe queso I'm addicted to both.
If I were a place, I’d be home.
If I were a material, I’d be a warm fuzzy blanket.
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.
If I were a scent, I’d be apple.
If I were an object, I’d be a window.
If I were a body part, I’d be a head.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a genuine smile.
If I were a song, I’d be country.
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be tennis shoes.

What would you be?

I stole this from Cee, who stole it from Kelly.

Cee at Curiosity

Kelly at Dare to Be Domestic