Dear Aunt Flo,
My lil munchkin isn't even 6 weeks old. Give me a break! I guess this is what I get for not breast feeding. I go to the doctor tomorrow for my 6 week check up, so I'll get on the pill. Last time I was on the pill you stopped being such a major B and settled down a bit. You'd better do that again this time!
Bloated in Boonville
P.S. You were not missed in the past year!